Woman like me...

   Sometimes, I wonder why i'm a girl...like, seriously. I dont regret it (hell, why should i? I ENJOY being toasted) but i just wonder. We females tend to close our eyes a lot of times when it comes to real issues of life(especially guys) for which we ought to be 'shining our eyes'! My Interest is especially in the romance department. Example, girl meets boy, boy toasts girl, girl says yes, both 'fall in love' and bla bla ze bla... After 'chopping' the fresh fruit, of course without putting a ring on it, boy starts acting funny and all talk of commitment flies out the window.. Girl begins to wonder what happened and cries to her friends, relatives, pastor, his friends, relatives etc. Sisi, sit down and think. If na you nko? Why would you buy the cow if you could get the milk and beef and kpomo and shaki for free? Especially when buying the cow includes providing pasture, cow-shed, food, medicine and all for said cow. Please give me the free orisirisi any day.
  
A girl I know was hoodwinked into dropping her most precious gift for a smooth talking charmer because he convinced her it would aid in increasing her derriere at a time when she was very sensitive about her derriere size. Seriously, who does that? The girl in question was no science student but had a very good result in biology and was 'worldly wise' according to her friends and acquintances. She was also not lacking male attention despite the percieved 'low derriere availability' so its a wonder she fell for this bros. But she fell, and though she tried to back out when push came to shove, bros was too far gone to stop and over powered her. Now tell me, no be olodo girl be dat?
  
Another girl followed her first boyfriend because he toasted her with the words of a micheal bolton song which she already knew word for word. Are you kidding me? The cd was in her house, the lyrics she had written out for friends and well wishers alike and this boy sef no be gen gen like dat. But the foolish girl justified her folly by saying 'Oh how romantically he said it" . Wetin be that? And there were correct bobos waiting to put the 'p' in 'paradise' for her. Anyways, thank God say she no drop. Na there water for pass garri. The yeye boy finally started feeling like the cat that got the milk. He was just dropped like a broken cd.

But what am I saying in effect? Ladies tend to start calculating the cost of Asoebi that will be in their train the moment a guy says hi. While the same guy is only calculating how much he would spend on drinks and condoms and if his ROI would be worth it. With these different mindsets, it'd be easy for the guy to chop and clean mouth, and then abscond after that. after all she was just a lay. The babe on the other hand feels she's losing a husband so she would rather close her eyes to important road signs and pray to change the bobo after he marries her-if he marries her. Wake up sisters, guys dont change... they only become more of the same!

Oh, by the way, the foolish girl that fell for a Micheal Bolton song? Yep! That was me...Just saying